oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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