why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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