So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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