i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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