Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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