Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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