My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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