honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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