He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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