Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize