If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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