you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Randomize
