we're blogging at a bar
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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