Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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