So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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