so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
