thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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