Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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