What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
These tits shall not be calmed
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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