Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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