That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize