He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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