Me too!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
how does that bad decision feel?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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