Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Watching her eat just hurts me
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
this hospital has no fireball
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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