she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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