it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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