yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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