I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So much rum. So many feels.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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