I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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