Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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