As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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