one two three fourrrrnication!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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