I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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