...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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