apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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