Dual....:-)
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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