Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
This house was built for laser tag.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
So. Much. Porn.
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