I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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