I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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