weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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