I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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