More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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