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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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