i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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