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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
When are your genitals available?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
