That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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