dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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