batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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