You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Dear god my vagina.
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