Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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