Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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