ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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