I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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