VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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