Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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