they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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