CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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